tirsdag den 12. november 2013

seriøst jeg pisser snart i bukserne

"ok ok so armin actually like. realizes he wants to take a shower so he goes and takes a fast one and cools off and all that and whatever anD while he’s getting out of the shower he hears his phone text noise and he’s like OOH. so he just wraps a towel around his waist and walks back to his room and like. closes the door obviously. and sits on his bed and YAY TEXT FROM THE BOY
            Jean: honey im homo
            Armin: *gasp* 
            Jean: HOME. I TPYED HOEM. HOEM. HOME. HOME NOT HOMO.
Armin: The crowd waits with bated breath as the young and handsome Jean Kirschtein fumbles awkwardly with his phone as he attempts to correct his fatal mistake at admitting to his boyfriend that he may in fact…have some homo qualities.
            Jean: that’s grat armin why Sony you tell me about oceans next?
            Armin: Why Sony indeed. Asking life’s real questions I see.
            Jean: ***WHY DON’T.
Jean: FUCKIN. AUTOCORRECT"